Retention Wars: OpenAI poaches, VCs preach loyalty

Water-guzzling prompts, $50 AI budgets, and study sessions with your chatbot.

OpenAI Says “Not Real”—Robinhood Investors Say “YOLO”

Two major moves this week could redraw the roadmap for AI founders.

Poached brains, billion-dollar apps, vending machine meltdowns—it’s a vibe.

Meta snags a top OpenAI researcher as its AI superteam keeps growing. Altman’s “none of our best people left” claim? Looking shaky.

Two AI stories, one takeaway: the rules aren’t ready.

One got lawyered, one got shelved, and AI is now responsible for a 57% hiring boom.